Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case
why have you got a tiny violin case
for my tiny violin
how did you take that picture
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
Reblog to have Scotty admire your lovely icon.
HEAVEN’S GATE MASS SUICIDE
Heaven’s gate was a religious UFO cult in San Diego, California. They believed planet Earth was supposed to be recycled (wiped clean, everyone dead) and the only way to survive was to leave immediately.
They believed that their bodies were vehicles only meant to help them on their journey. They performed mass suicide, but defined this suicide as going on to the “next level”.
They thought that there only means of escape would be to board their souls abroad a space craft that was trailing comet Hale-Bopp.
The cult rented a 9,200-sq.-ft. mansion.
Thirty-eight Heaven’s Gate members, plus group leader Applewhite, were found dead in the home on March 26, 1997. In the heat of the California spring, many of the bodies had begun to decompose by the time they were discovered. Autopsies were carried out on the corpses, and medical examiners found the people had taken cyanide and arsenic.
The members took phenobarbital mixed with pineapple, washed down with vodka. Additionally, they secured plastic bags around their heads after ingesting the mix to induce asphyxiation.
Authorities found the dead lying neatly in their own bunk beds, faces and torsos covered by a square, purple cloth. Each member carried a five-dollar bill and three quarters in their pockets, said to be for interplanetary toll.
You can read more about them here in this Wiki article
Only one of the group’s members, Rio DiAngelo/ did not kill himself: weeks before the suicides, in December 1996, DiAngelo agreed to leave the group so he could ensure future dissemination of Heaven’s Gate videos and literature.
What’s really creepy is how this reddit user e-mailed them and they responded! (click picture to enlargen)
Guys please stop emailing them. They’ve received over 250 emails, yes they are up and running still. But leave them alone for now.
Martin is well known for varying his delivery and giving the director lots of choices for the final cut. I think the director made the right choice.
I found this way too funny.
Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.
This photo was taken right before I hit my leg and on the wall of the slide and started crying. (at Paradise Island, Bahamas)
Martin Freeman - Oliver Chamberlain Hair and Make-Up Test
Like your mother and your cousin, your aunt, your sister-in-law, your grandmother and every single woman in your family.
do they all just mate with the same man or something
obviously they reproduce asexually through mitosis
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REMOVE MY ROLLER SKATES EVERYTHING IS VERY FAST AND I AM VERY AFRAID